I don't normally dive into celebrity gossip, but this Amanda Bynes shit is hilarious. Poor Amanda. I remember being obsessed with All That and The Amanda Show. What happened to her? I guess it's just really hard growing up with fame. Sure you get everything you want--you know...other than a social life...and a childhood. I don't really see how turning into a jewel-faced-internet-slut is an excuse though. She claims that she isn't doing drugs--maybe she needs to. Maybe she'd mellow out. My addiction started with a google image search of her. Then I moved on to articles. Then I started looking at her twitter. I even @ tweeted her. Any normal person giving her sympathy is getting retweeted. I can only hope. Dreams do come true.
But really. I think Amanda Bynes is a genius. She's a 27 year old millionaire, and I think she's just bored. Why else would she try to look like Lindsay Lohan's twin? Or model herself after some stripper? I think maybe she's just trolling everyone--JUST LOOK AT HER TWEETS. And the girl wasn't really getting tons of work, and now she's getting publicity like crazy.
I AM GETTING WAY TO INTO THIS.
I also love that out of the seven people she follows--Barack Obama is one of them. You can count on Amanda's vote. #Much Respect.
And look at this video--It's a joke. It has to be. A video of her making duck faces for a minute.
So this is what I have come up with. Amanda has tried to follow the footsteps of the last couple of fuckups in Hollywood. Examples.
Lindsay Lohan
What's next? An Amy Winehouse, or will she fake her death to get a V.I.P. pass to the 27's club? Or maybe she's trying to create a new character for the show. Totally possible--and how awesome would that be? Who knows. Who Knows. You are one sneaky girl Amanda.
I leave you with this. The pilot for the Amanda Show. How it all began.
Click Here.
Smooches.
But really. I think Amanda Bynes is a genius. She's a 27 year old millionaire, and I think she's just bored. Why else would she try to look like Lindsay Lohan's twin? Or model herself after some stripper? I think maybe she's just trolling everyone--JUST LOOK AT HER TWEETS. And the girl wasn't really getting tons of work, and now she's getting publicity like crazy.
I AM GETTING WAY TO INTO THIS.
I also love that out of the seven people she follows--Barack Obama is one of them. You can count on Amanda's vote. #Much Respect.
And look at this video--It's a joke. It has to be. A video of her making duck faces for a minute.
What is the host of this show wearing? She looks just as bad.
So this is what I have come up with. Amanda has tried to follow the footsteps of the last couple of fuckups in Hollywood. Examples.
Lindsay Lohan
Also getting sidetracked..but can I say how I think it's hilarious that in Lohan's twitter bio it says "Learning one day at a time." What exactly are you learning Lindsay!?
Then she pulled a Britney Spears/Miley Cirus:
What's next? An Amy Winehouse, or will she fake her death to get a V.I.P. pass to the 27's club? Or maybe she's trying to create a new character for the show. Totally possible--and how awesome would that be? Who knows. Who Knows. You are one sneaky girl Amanda.
I leave you with this. The pilot for the Amanda Show. How it all began.
Click Here.
Smooches.
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